mobb blog log

electric word life, it means forever and that's a mighty long time, but i'm here to tell you there's something else...this blog.

April 2, 2013 3:04 am

Super funny

January 24, 2013 5:04 pm

so funny

January 15, 2013 1:45 pm

a poem for tuesday

I’m dressed in all black

like a mortician 

im singing at your funeral 

i sound like New Edition

Ronnie 

Bobby

Ricky 

it’s Mike 

im Jesus christ

sipping sprite 

in a glass over ice

November 19, 2012 4:45 pm
 ”I am not a slow quarterback. I’m just the slowest black quarterback…”

 ”I am not a slow quarterback. I’m just the slowest black quarterback…”

July 2, 2012 2:30 pm
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my cock soup so blow on it maybe…

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my cock soup so blow on it maybe…

January 30, 2012 5:22 pm

DOUBLE DOWN presents… Chicken Box 

October 11, 2011 3:02 am
August 1, 2011 11:44 am
"We’re picking on Harry Potter especially for this because after they use the time machine that one time, that was it. For the rest of the saga, the entire wizarding world is under siege from a magical Hitler, and they never again find the time travel useful? Despite all the people who die in the Harry Potter series (and post Azkaban, they start killing them off like it’s a Friday the 13th movie) he never goes back and saves any of them?"

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http://www.cracked.com/article_16625_8-classic-movies-that-got-away-with-gaping-plot-holes.html
11:41 am
"movie treats time travel like this urgent thing: “We’ve made it to the past! Now we’ve only got a few minutes to go back and stop the dementors!” No you don’t, you have as much time as you need. It’s fucking time travel. If you mess up, just go back and try again."

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http://www.cracked.com/article_16625_8-classic-movies-that-got-away-with-gaping-plot-holes.html
July 18, 2011 9:49 am
curb S.8 Ep.2