I heard you got yourself a new man,
and living in a cabin
upstate in the woods.
You always hated the smog of the city,baby.
I hope the fresh air is treating you good.
She always peeling my scabs for blood
shes always testing me to see what im scared of
she don’t believe in God
she’s always on her knees but
she’s not praying to me
I saw her lurk in the dark
she’s got a sample of
my specimen in his and her dolls
She wears a mask like Norma Jean
She sleeps with one eye open and she keeps it on me
She’s Madonna post 1993
She’s a scene
She thinks she’s Alister Crowley
She’s reality T.V.
She howls during sex
She talks with an S
She’s my Queen
So if you see me in a graveyard mumbling a poem
by a bard back from 1719
just recognize it’s not me
i’m possessed by my bitch
oh my Lord
She worships Satan
a disheveled man(man1) stands on a bus stop nodding back and forth. Another man(man2) walks up, he appears fastidious and direct.
Man1: Hey man what time is it; what time you got?
Man2: (doesn’t look at a watch) It’s almost midnight.
Man1: Really! Is it?
Man2: It is.
Man1: I thought it was like 7, maybe 8, 8 o’clock. Something like that.
Man2: It is midnight.
Man1: So is it midnight or is it almost midnight?
Man2: When you first asked it was almost midnight. Since you asked it is now midnight.
Man1: Oh, o.k.; see I’m not even sure you not fuckin’ wit me right now brugh cause when I asked, you said it was almost midnight and now you saying it is midnight, but see you aint never looked at cho watch once. So how I know you even know what you talking bout when you tell me you know what the fuck time it is? You aint even utilizing the proper point of references and shit brugh.
Man2: Look sir, I don’t want any trouble, o.k.?
Man1: I don’t want no trouble either. I just want to know if it’s almost midnight, midnight, or 8 o’clock. gotdamn it.
Man2: If the time is so important to you why don’t you have your own watch?
Man1: Cause maybe I do have a watch and it’s broken, maybe I left my watch at the crib. Maybe I gave my watch to someone less fortunate. You don’t know me.
Man2: You’re right. I don’t. Well I didn’t now I fell like I do. Kind of wish I didn’t though.
Man1: Can you just. If you have a watch or a phone with a clock. Tell me what the actual time is, please?
Man2: (pulls out a cell phone) It’s one minute after twelve.
Man1: 12:01. See i’ma stop talking to you cause you don’t know what the hell you talking about, brugh.
Man2: Thank You.
Band: A Face in the Crowd
Album: ineffective detective
Single: killer clueless
Label: Coffee Run Records
Think: little Richard&surf punk undertow of new wave
Potheads only hang out with other Potheads, and Black people.
We broke the story that Prince would guest star, and New Girl’s bosses tell us the music icon also was very specific about what he wanted to do on the show. “He said, ‘I want to be involved in the show in a real way and I want to help Nick and Jess with their relationship,’” executive producer Dave Finkel tells us.
"He’s a Nick and Jess shipper!" Baer adds with a laugh.
And sure enough, Prince is getting exactly what he wished for in the Super Bowl episode. “He’s right in the middle of trying to help [Nick and Jess] work through some stuff and it’s amazing,” Baer tells us. “His thing was all about getting to Jess and trying to bring out this inner part of her that hadn’t been brought to the forefront. The word hip tips was sort of the thing. He put it, I think I can give her some hip tips!”"